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25.        Get Your Tounge Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
24.        Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Were Pure
23.        How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
22.        I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling
21.        I Just Bought a Car From a Guy That Stole My Girl, But the Car Don't Run So I Figure We're Even
20.        I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
19.        I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
18.        I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better
17.        I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
16.        I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
15.        I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
14.        I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You
13.        If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
12.        If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
11.        Mama Get a Hammer (There's a Fly on Papa's Head)
10.        My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love You
09.        My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him
08.        Please Bypass This Heart
07.        She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger
06.        You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat
05.        You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
04.        If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
03.        She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles
02.        She's Looking Better after Every Beer

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01.        I Haven't Gone To Bed with Any Ugly Women But I've Sure Woken Up With A Few